Atrval's First Law:
If your website can't be navigated in a text-based browser, it is badly designed.
Atrval's Second Law:
The LTS version of Ubuntu has an even number as the first, and 04 as the second version.
The LTS version of Mint has any number as its version.
Atrval's Third Law:
If a display server can run graphical emacs, it doesn't suck.
Everything is a technicality when it's technical